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Wanker, often referrers to himself as the patter dragon and enjoys deciding stuff for people
“Listen buddy, I’ll decide, I’m the patter dragon”
Eating a dragon bar is killing two rabbits with one stone. You can eat a super healthy protein bar, while also eating the guilt-inducing flavours like pizza.
I want a pizza, but i also love my abs. Just get a dragon bar.
The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.
Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."
Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."
A sex act where the male farts in the females mouth and then the female blows out the fart from her mouth into a fire that ignites the fart blown out from her mouth.
Him: Hey, do you wanna do the finnish grand dragon with me today?
Her: Yeah.
When you are in a stall and someone walks in to the stall next to yours and he farts then you fart to see who has louder farts. You go until nobody can fart anymore and the loudest fart wins.
I was in the stall taking a dump and the kid next to me farted so apparently he wanted to throw down. We started Dueling Dragons
When two men collide boners and cum.
Am i Gay for Dueling Dragons? Nope not at all
When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.
That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.