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World's best insult
By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil
Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?
Me: *walks away like a boss*
The beginning to the disstack to end all disstracks. ImAllexx Insults commentary channel WillNE and then Memeulous, Pyrocynical and Kavos in his perfect video “Commentary Cancer ”
Little fish, big fish, cardboard box, wills got a head like a minecraft block...
Someone who is always sniveling and whining
Joe: Bill takes the fun out of everything
Dave: yeah, that dude whines more than a little blue nun!
Nickname for President Donald Trump
POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands
Pick-up line for the desperate.
"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."
1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.
Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*
Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"
Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD
A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.
Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.