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On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
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January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”
Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off”
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March 24 is national bully a Jacob day. On this day you get a free pass to bully a jacob
On national bully a Jacob day you might decide to go up to Jacob and say
“Hey Jacob you’re a dickwad “
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Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?
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For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.
Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.
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It’s national skip school day !
We’ve worked hard let’s skip school and see how many ppl don’t show up!!
John are you going to school today??
No it’s national skip school day!
Party at your house right?
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A day when you find gingers and kick them, which is done best in a group.
Hey its national kick a ginger day. Lets form a group and kick nich.
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