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;alsdkjf;s;dlkfj w; is keyboard spam and typically used to express anger, and is not used in face to face converse

hey we got raided

;alsdkjf;s;dlkfj w; GOD F@#%ING DAMIT

The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.

My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.

Mimple(s)

When stressing over math and getting a pimple.

I have a mimple(s), this math is frustrating.

a/s

Afternoon snack

*picture of food* «This is my a/s».

The "Magic word(s)"

Most moms say this as a way to get their kids to mind their Ps and Qs. But really the magic word(s) are "HEY THIS IS LIBRARY" It means "mind your Ps and Qs" or "Say please" to get children to say their manners.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the "magic word(s)"!

S*nrio fan

People who love Sanrio so much they would probably attack you if you say anything against their god awful brand.

"I'm a S*nrio fan, so im gonna attack you because you dont like Kuromi the emo"

s hower

Shower

I haft do Dake a s hower