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Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
J-ray is a kind and loving person, he is shy at first but will show off his crazy side when he is comfortable. He is funny and very bright. In a relationship he is loyal and can make ur day better with just his company. He is a great big brother/friend and an amazing lover.
The social media trend where posts like "the name of the most racist person in your friend group starts with ..." almost exclusively use the letter J, actively discriminating against Jonathans, Jims, Jacobs, Joshs etc.
The current j-cism happening in the internet is deeply concerning.
Don't be a j-cist, use different letters for your dumb posts too.
J-cisim: noun — A term coined to describe discrimination or prejudice against individuals whose names begin with the letter ‘J’. Practitioners of this at referee to as “J-Cist”
Hey man I’m not a fan of J-Cisim but Carly yeah I heard her whole family is full of Jcist
This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
A crazy or foolish person with (intentionally or unintentionally) split personalities having a conversation with their self out loud on the streets.
in order for a person to communicate with a j-cat the person has to speak in j lingo to be at the other person's level of understanding.
aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!
A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.
Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.
Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.
Guy 1: Awe man!