A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.
"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."
When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.
When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.
The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.
Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?
I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.
famous man who is the creator of all joy and happiness on this planet as thou named earth
Person: hey do you like goomba mario potato
goomba mario potato: i
A female’s Coochie looks like a gaping potato coming out of the whales blow hole 🕳 also the taste of the Puunani potato Coochie taste like anime fries.
Her call Punani potato Coochie was so delectable and tasty.