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The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.
I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!
A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.
In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!
having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.
"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."
banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.
It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.
When the banana bread is just so gooey that you put it in your mouth and suck a fat cock
“Man Taylor gives the best banana bread head”
A thicc banana is a wiggly giggly phat noodle that is always yellow and is a good use of a helicopter swing
Wow what thicc banana you got there you should helicopter that shit good
I know right I went back home and swung my mom on her hot ass
Wow you should swing that on my dad's anus
Placing hot sauce on your penis before your significant other performs fellatio
My girlfriend was a little adventurous last night giving me a banana flambe for dessert.