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You dance till you are dead.
DaNcE DaNce TilL yOu'Re DEaD..
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The Day of the Dead (Spanish: Día de Muertos) is a Mexican holiday celebrated throughout Mexico, in particular the Central and South regions, and by people of Mexican heritage elsewhere.
Monster made theme drink the day of the dead
it's your pet cat who died years ago
I ate my dead cat
"Man when I dragged that vietnamese hooker home she had a massive dead cat I had to dig through to even find the hole."
When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.
Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.