An alias for male genitalia.
"I'm back from practicing instruments."
"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."
An interesting nickname for ur grandpa.
"Why hello there, Grampy Pants."
the day when you wear red pants. may 11th
"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"
More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.
INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"
The art of fucking a nigga without the use of condom and lube.
Shit bitch, he fucking panted that nigga.
Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.
Got Damn, Bianca got tobasco pants after we had Mexican food earlier. Fuckin' clear as day.