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An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.
He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag
Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.
Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.
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when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”
when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.
"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"
Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.
A Wet Lad may be defined by;
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
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A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.
Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-
Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose
Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.
Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?
Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....