nigger b gone

usual a large white man with a gun that has just walked in on his daughter(wife, sister or girlfriend) having sex with a black man

nigger 1- hey maine im gonna wear my fuzzy purple pimp hat to leory's funeral

nigger 2- how did he die anyway

nigger 1- he was having sex with some fat white girl and poof nigger b gone

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b-more

A phrase that, when defined, is utilized by more people just trying to rep "b-more" than is necessary. The first few are good enough, quit trying to promote your city.

West Coast: "No one I know ever gave a fuck about 'b-more,' let alone use that phrase."

East Coast: "You're telling me, trying living near to it."

Both, at same time: "Could it b-any-less?"

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duncan b dizzle

When someone named Duncan 'b dizzles' all over another man's face while simultaneously shitting on his own legs and rubbing it in like body wash.

Bro I got b dizzled so good last night. I cant walk straight from how hard duncan b dizzled all over my face and body and balls.

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acoustic r&b

A form of R&B played with only acoustic instruments. This term was created and introduced in 2006 by singer song writer Chris Bivins.

Stop drop and Roll by Chris Bivins is my favorite Acoustic R&B song of all time!!

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TV-B-Gone

A small, universal television remote control with only an On/Off button. This small device is most fun at use in airports, bars, restaurants, laundromats, Student Activity Centers, etc.

Phil: Hey Steve, do you have your TV-B-Gone today?
Stephen: Yeah, lets go piss off the freshman in SAC.
Phil: Fuck yeah

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c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

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y=mx+b

Acronym- you are equal to my existing additional bitch

Used to assert dominance over people that need it

Male 1: HEY just so you know, y=mx+b

Girl 1: excuse me?!

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