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A way to measure how many kills one gets every death
Bro I can’t ever beat Hitlers K/D ratio! It’s 6,000,000 to 1!
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The best romance to ever hit day time television. Consisting of Vinny Guadagnino and Pauly DelVecchio These two "bros" who are featured on Jersey Shore essentially just spend their time pretending not to be gay when they really are. Some of their nicknames for each other include "boyfriend" and Vinny has said that "they should just turn gay".
Deena: Can I watch you two hook up?
Vinny and Pauly: No, you don't get to watch us be gay.
Deena: Omg, I totally ship Vinny/Pauly D
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The art of managing to finger a girls vagina on the dance floor
Steve: Man, i got some sweet digits on the d floor
John: Fuck yea man, thats awsome
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The D-Scott Virus is an overarching name given to any and all diseases--great and small. While it is traditionally associated with common airbourne illnesses, it can actually range anywhere from something as small as a sneeze to something as great as the AIDS. While the origins of the disease are unknown to the medical community, there is rampant speculation that it originates from a host in southwest Ohio.
Person A: "Ahhh-CHOOOO!"
Person B: "Watch out, dude, you could be spreading the D-Scott Virus!"
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Tossing a woman's salad while having a dip in. Use Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen for best results.
I wanted to do something sexual to her, but I did not want to spit out my D....so I settled for a Dirty D Delight.
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A goofy, fun-loving teenage boy who has the ability to stretch any of his limbs. These powers were obtained when he ate the gum gum fruit. His goal is to achieve his dreams and become king of the pirates and go on adventures with his friends. He also has a strange affinity for meat.
I'm Monkey D Luffy, and I'm gonna become king of the pirates!!!
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A girl that goes to shen that cant go without a boyfriend because she is insecure about herself. she sucked phil dick and made out with danny at dave a well as like 5 othe guys because she was so hammered and so slutty. she also got fingered by ryan on vacation in mertyl beach.
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