2 fo 30

short, to the point, business proposition made by crackhead to his dealer...meaning...2 crackrocks for 30 dollars for crackrocks that are normally 20 dollars for just one....sometimes works, but usually these damned niggers will break a 20dollar rock in half and try to pass them off as 2-20's...please nigga...

zuup dawg....gimme 2 fo 30... I gots dis stank ho way-in fer me atda crib.

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modern warfare 2

the best game EVER. it beat records or some shit, and has caused me to blow off my friends and prevented me from getting laid on mutiple occasions.

friend: that band you like is playing at that bar you like tonight, wanna come?
me: um.. i have plans sorry broseph
friend:FUCK YOU BONNIE I TOTALLY KNOW YOU ARE PLAYING THAT NEW COD MODERN WARFARE 2.

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yak and 2 lemmings

see meat and potatoes

i have a yak and 2 lemmings

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alpha 2 delta

When a group of underage students want to consume major amounts of alchohol and party while tryin not to get caught by their spanish mothers.

ex. Danny and Luis say we should initiate alpha 2 delta this weekend.
Anton , how bout we start alpha 2 delta on friday!

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2 A.M. Brain

A result of staying up into the late hours of the night. Symptoms include tiredness, an urge to laugh at almost everything, strange thoughts, and other typical sleep-deprivation symptoms.

Person A: Check out this snail I found. *holds up snail*
Person B: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-
Person A: Yep, they’ve got 2 A.M. Brain.

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flop era 2

An era when everyone stans the Harry Potter movies and dreams about having a relationship with one of the main characters

bitch, don't remind me of flop era 2

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3133(2+5)

1.) Mathematical formula resulting in the product 21931.

2.) An extremely roundabout way of saying 1337, 31337, leet, or elite.

1.) 3133(2+5)=3133(7)=21931. Zigei?

2.) ELEE(Z+S)=ELEE(T)=ELEET!

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