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When a guy is having anal with a girl and some of her shit gets stuck in his dick hole. She then sucks his dick and squeezes it, causing some shit to come out similar to a push pop candy.
Man, I had that puerto rican chick in bed last night and she gave me a mexican push pop.
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1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.
2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.
3. A penis.
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Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...
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My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!
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Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!
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Making out with a sexual partner instantly or briefly after giving her a Dirty Sanchez.
"Did you do anything dirt nasty with your girlfriend last night?"
"Let's just say.. I'm a mexican gentleman."
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basically what you do is go to taco bell (or your local taco establishment) and order like 10 cheesy bean and rice burritos,if you have the money. then you drive around until you stop at a red light and theres a car next to yours. as soon as the light turns green you whip one of the burritos at the innocent bystanders car and take off. repeat and enjoy!
dude we just pulled off the mexican drive-thru, and one of the burritos went through the guys open window! its all over the inside of his van!
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The act of taking someone out to dinner then going home for a nice game of twister....naked....with dead cats
in your second mother in laws basement, with a plastic bag over the dates head
Wanna have a Mexican hoe down??
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Hailing from Mexico City, Mexico. The Mexican Fighting Spider is a very dangerous spider indeed. From the latin hexus nombdula spider, this spider is extremely large, well organised, been known to carry a wallet and is trained in the ancient arts of Tia Swin Do.
Scientists report a group of these spiders have been discovered in Shipley, mainly in the BD98 area and even towards Bradford. Residents and people in the areas are being told to evacuate as the Mexican Fighting Spiders begin to burn down homes and rob banks and charity shops.
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First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.
Can also be used as a derogatory term.
She gave me a mexican cock sneeze.
That guy is such a mexican cock sneeze.
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