Bum Rum

When you’re bum is leaking rum.

John: i just ate meatloaf and now i need to poo
Kyle: Damn that’s about to give you mad bum rum

Bum Rum

An cocktail/sex move consisting of turning a bottle of rum upside down in ones anus and the drinking the ensuing cocktail.

My wife and I spiced up the bedroom with a little bum rum!

knight and shining bum

my life is a mess a disgrace but my heart is pure and gold

i’m nothing but i wanna be ur knight and shining bum

soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

A bum

A person named Chuckie who is ass at 8 ball

Chuckie is such a bum

bum of steel

Means u have a bit but made of steel

Ur but is a big bum of steel

Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle

Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle Is A Very Mean Word To Say, The Person Could Be Very Offended!

Person 1: You Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle!
Person 2: *Shock* Well Your A Massive Bum Bum Jiggle Wiggle!