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Engaging in vocal sex via headset, i.e. through Xbox Live.
You and that girl seemed to really hit it off in TDM." "Yeah afterwards we had head-sex for like an hour, she told me she would do all sorts of nasty things to my wang.
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Glue sniffer or solvent abuser.
Magea is a bag head
Stop being such a bag 'ead
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an affectionate and caring way of describing an oriental lady or gentlemen in respect to the fact that there face looks like its been struck with a frying pan
oh my..look at that oriental chap over there..why he looks like his face has been hit with a frying pan
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Short lived World Wrestling Federation Tag Team consisting of Al Snow (who carried the Head) and Steve Blackman (Who refused to carry the cheese)
Al: I carry the head, and you'll carry this (holds up a cheese wheel) see? Head. Cheese. Head. Cheese.
Blackman: I am *NOT* going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. Our tag team is simple, you're al snow, I'm Steve Blackman.
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The head a man is supposed to do his thinking with.
Too bad he was thinkin' with his little head instead of his big head.
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When a male is driving a motor vehicle and recieves oral.
It was looking to be a long drive, so I asked my boyfriend, "Arthur, I'm bored, will you give me road head?" I leaned over and kissed him, making him softly moan. I licked for entrance to his mouth and he complied, and I explored the inside of his mouth, running my tongue across his teeth and dancing with his own. I was half-hard just from the kiss. He pulled away blushing and agreed to give the head. I refocused on the road, although my attention hitched as he pulled down the zipper with his teeth and pulled down the boxers over my erection with his hand. I gasped audibly as he licked sexily from base to tip then swallowed me all at once. Arthur began to move his head up and down, expertly deep throating me. Before long, my erection was weeping, and he was playing with the slit with his tongue. By this time, I was almost unable to keep the car going in a straight line, even though I had switched to cruise long before. "Arthur! I'm...g-going to...to-ahhh!" he started to moan against me, humming along to the song we had playing on the radio. The vibrations made it so I couldn't control myself. I came into his mouth screaming "Arthur!", and he expertly swallowed my orgasm. Then I looked up to correct my driving. I readjusted my trajectory and continued on course while Arthur used a Kleenex to wipe up the saliva and spillage still on myself. Arthur then leaned in to kiss me again and I could taste myself. Weakly, I mumbled, "I love you, Arthur." He smiled and kissed me again.
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Someone with extremely dry, nappy hair, that looks like a broom from behind.
Dude, that chick totally has a broom head!
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