weakly bastenson

Some dude that has lost all his energy from waking and baking all the time.

A fellow who is known to have formerly been athletic, who after discovering the pleasures of smoking significant quantities of marijuana, could be jokingly nicknamed "Weakly Bastenson."

Weakly

Your weakness, someone or something.
Something someone could use against you.

It doesnt necessarily mean love, it just means you find it special.
Like if you weakly like someone.

'You see him, i weakly like him'
'That photo is my weakly'