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On January 13th everyone shud slap their favourite or worse teachers. Slap as many as u like the consequences are gonna be worth it
Me: hey dude its Jan. 13th
Guy 1: and??
Me: its slap ur teacher day
Guy1: cool
Me: who u gonna slap
Guy1: the physics and further maths teacher
The appropriate verbal response after bitch slapping a chick who hit you first.
guy - the thing is, we don't want to talk with you.
bitch - why don't you go and fuck off then?!
guy - you go.
bitch - *slaps guy*
guy - *slaps bitch harder*
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?!
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On October 25 slap Noah Mackenzie
Today is slap Noah Mackenzie day
October 23: a national slap your crush day
I walked up to my crush and told him that I have a crush on him and slapped him slap your crush day
Slap the big Bitch: hit from the bong.
Poker night...My brother ex girlfriend shows up to score some weed and tells a story about getting in a fight prior to her arrival. I said, "you should have slapped the big bitch." she responds, "what, like hit the bong"
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1.buy 5 turkeys
2.stuff turkeys with beef flavored ramen noodles
3.cook in mini bake oven
4.buy a large stable neon pink beer pong table
5. rapefuck as many girls as possible on the beer pong table
6.buy dmany of red solo cups
7.drug as many professers as possible
8.balance red solo cup on nose of professers
9. slap red solo cup off nose
10. drink as much beer as possible
Person 1: DUDE!! did you get the turkey for Turkey Slap Rape
Person 2: AS LONG AS U GOT THE BEER PONG TABLE!
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When someone makes a sweet basket or does something ultra cool, you can request a high five by stating "slap me some skin!"
Announcer: "He shoots, he scores!!"
Albert: Yeah! Slap me some skin homeslice!
Johannes: RIGHTEOUS!
*High-five"
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