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The hardest person to have a serious conversation with and is just a bitch 24/7
Why the fuck you Ry-y-y-yan (Ryan)
Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
ryan is my babes.my best friend,my superhero,my sunshine..my everything.since i got myself a ryan he's lit up my life and pulled me out of the dark pits i was in before meeting him.get yourself a ryan-princess treatment, gentleness,too much handsomeness and funny also included.i love my ryan and i thank god for him everyday.
"have you seen how ryan treats his girl?"
"ryan gives princess treatment"
"ryans really funny"
"ryan is so handsome"
Ryan's love to suck the most hairless dick ever loves to be fucked in 5he but hole and is gayto even boy s and loves locking cows asses.
Wow jason saw ryan getting fucked In the school bathroom.
Ryan is a chair who enjoy pets and video games. He doesn't cry when he stepping on legos. He reads backwards and has a small wee wee. He is cooler online that real life.
Ryan is deciding between two options for his GME shares: HOLD or HODL…
a guy who doesn’t stop gooning
guy 1: ‘bro look that’s ryan he told me he was gooning all night’
girl 1: ‘woah look it’s ryan the gooner’