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The act of extreme ejaculation into a women hair follicles and Lather it onto her scalp as if it where conditioner. Next put her in a head lock and give her a Noogie don't stop the noogie or release the headlock until she passes out. Once she wakes up immediately falcon punch that bitch in the cunt with the same fist you used to noogie her.
Fuck that bitch bro I gave her a nut-noogie 3 days ago.
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A over weight male who is a pussy.
Be carfull what you say around him cas he has marshmallow nuts
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The act of strapping young men with engorged jabberwalkies hunkin their junk in ALLLL the wrong directions
"Ay yo, I got dis itch tuh go nut jousting! You wanna cum?"
"Ay man, I got duh bad case of duh nut noms! Git it on!"
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When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.
I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.
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To have shrivelled testes due to abuse of anabolic steroids. (Australian colloquialism)
Wolfgang is sure pumped up, but he has sultana nuts from the 'roids.
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When you have a poo, and the hairs around your bum hole get stuck to it.
John: my arse is killing
James: why, are you gay
John: No i had a tiger nut this morning
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When you lather chocolate on your partners penise or vagina and lick it of of then until they cum and it mix it in with milk and you and your partner drink it with 2 straws as fast as they can and the winner is the dominant
DUUDE DONT DRINK THAT!
Why not?
ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND COCOA NUTTED LAST NIGHT.
*drinks entire gallon*
DUUUDE NICE WANNA COCOA NUT RIGHT NOW?
YES PLEASE!!!!!!!
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