Similar to a "cheeky wee," but occurs when you are unable to get to a proper restroom, in order to take a shit, while out in the woods
I needed to take a shit, but a restroom was nowhere to be found, so I ended up having to take a "cheeky poo" in the woods, down the road from my house
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After a satisfying dump, A Poo nugget is what hangs on at the end and refuses to let go no matter how nice you ask it.
It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"
no matter how hard she tried, the poo nugget stayed clinging on
Michaela just kept hanging on.
Tactical poo-
Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.
Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”
Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”
When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
Its brown.
Heya, i just dropped an absoloutely massive poo poo.
Thats the fourth time this hour, Mike.