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the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.

by Sexydimma June 14, 2013


the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

by Sexydimma February 7, 2014


Bush Bang

When a man has sex with a woman who has a very hairy, bushlike vagina.

I had a bush bang with kiara this morning! Her vagina was a jungle!

by Sam Leisenring April 22, 2015


Quinny bush-roast

To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.

"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."

"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024


George W. Bush

A neocon who is hated by Right-wing Populists and liberals

George w. Bush is a neocon

by Cuh86678644 August 5, 2022


George W. Bush

The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.

George W. Bush ruined Vintage Bikes and priced them like craZy

by Knmagor June 15, 2024


George W. Bush

George W. Bush is my real father,
He did it with my mother and never called her again
please, Bush call my mom, our family needs you now more than ever, our home was taken away from us, my mom lost her job, we just really need your help right now please call me.

George W. Bush fucked my mother, but won't be a motherfucker if he calls me son.

by Norman W. Bush December 16, 2024