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If your priest is a fat fuck call him a chunky Jesus
Any fat Jesus worshippers are called chunky Jesus servants
Person 1:yo yo yo look are priest is a fat bitch
Person 2: lol it’s called a chunky Jesus Carl get your facts right
a man who makes the most delicious cannibalistic fried food. oh yes he makes it delicious....
Aw man, he's such a fried jesus
that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....
(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear
Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”
"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."
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The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.
“I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”
Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.
Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi
Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.
Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.