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I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan
AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there
idk my mom yelled at me for saying it so i figured it was on here.
Fiend ass mothafucka that likes to fuck bitches named MANMEET. he is a gay ass mothafucka and likes getting butt fucked.
JESUS MOJICA JUST GAVE ME HEAD.
An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.
Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.
SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.
To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
Leon is the type of man that treats Jesus with so much love and respect.
He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.
He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.
All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.
"Wow! Have you seen Leon & Jesus? They make such an amazing couple!" -Leon's family member
The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.
Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!