we roll mad deep

an obese elephant eating raspberry jello while pondering the thought of a purple goose.

"Kayla, we roll mad deep yo."
"Yeah, thats what the lady told me at the zoo..."

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tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

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San Diego Sausage Roll

1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.

1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS

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slow your rolls

Used twoard some one who moves relativly fast in relation to speach, movement, and generally life.

John never has a moment to stop and think.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.

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Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

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I like the way you roll.

A complement to how a person handles and presents them-self - in a smooth, helpful, relaxed, "I can handle anything you throw at me" manner. How their style and dress uniquely fits their personality.

You are such a helpful, beautiful person. I like the way you roll.

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When your pizza rolls are done

When you are happy in life

My girlfriend said she wasn't pregnant and it was like when your pizza rolls are done.

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