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The expanded time Valve uses when talking about anything that will involve them working. Like a new york minute, but in reverse. See Valve week and Valve month.
The conversion factor is approximately 2-6 times whatever the stated interval is.
Loose example of Valve Time from the Steam August 26 update news:
"Fans will remember that Blue Shift included a "High Definition Pack," a set of visually enhanced player and weapon models. We've had to iron out some technical wrinkles with how we deliver the HD Pack, but it will be made available through Steam within the next week or so."
As of November 20, 2005, this content still hasn't been released.
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TO have sex, it is in The Catcher in the Rye
what do u do every night
I give the time every night
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looking up "waste of time" on UD
I am wasting my time right now.
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For those living in Alabama, on the Georgia/Alabama border, slow time has the same meaning as Central Daylight Time, or Central Standard Time. It is used to differentiate which time zone is being used when communicating with somebody who may be using the different adjacent time zone.
I am going to the club. I will be there at 8 o'clock slow time.
Time for fapping/masturbation. Can be a daily ritual, same time, same place or just an impromptu fap to get a nut.
Tony doesn't have a job. He can't work cause his day is just hours of tug time.
I don't know why but my daily shower always turns to tug time.
Wow that chick is smokin'. I'll be right back. It's tug time.
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The art of vertically defecating into a toilet in an unnecessarily furious manner. The act is performed stood up facing towards the toilet cistern whilst performing the traditional maori haka. A Knowlesy Time, if performed correctly, can provide a gigantic “mermaids kiss” to the gooch depending on the weight of the defecation.
Mate, Ken left the bathroom unlocked and I accidently walked in on him doing a Knowlesy Time. He was screaming his head off and there was shit all over the shop, it was sweet.
A form of time invented by the great Ted Rupe. Usually much slower than anyone elses.
Ted: I'll be there in 15 minutes
Tom: In Rupe time or regular time?
Ted: Regular
*30 minutes later* Tom: Must have been Rupe time.