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when someone looks hot from 40 yrds away, but not so hot up close.
ex. Dude, i was going to come on to that girl over there until i realized she was a 40 yard fakeout.
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once you get 40 km west of Ottawa the relevancy of any public policy diminishes by a cubic factor (the exponential power of 3)
Bilingualism isn't relevant in Bumfuck, Saskatchewan
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A wicked-sounding muffler made by Flowmaster, featuring "delta-flow" technology. Sounds amazing on muscle cars.
One can hear Super 40's at a car show featuring classic cars.
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A euphemism for taking a long shower purely for masturbation. One may take one despite already having a shower to clean. The shower nozzle may or may not be used.
Man, I just had the best 40 minute shower!
Hey dude. Mind if I have a 40 minute shower? Feel free to go home if you don't want to wait around for that long...
Mary loved to take 40 minute showers when her boyfriend went away on business trips.
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A tradition originated in Scarsdale, NY, where directly after school, everybody congregates and swills 40 oz's of MALT LIQUOR
crew, let's swill some Malt Liquor to celebrate 40 oz friday.
Where we swillin' this 40 oz friday?
I swilled two 40's this 40 oz friday.
Never pour out any oz's of Malt on 40 oz friday.
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The act of squatting down, and tea bagging ones eye sockets.
Ben: can we do that thing that I find weirdly pleasurable ?
Jessica: what the 40 winks you’ve been talking about?
Ben: yes, it’s a sensation I’ve never explored, and the ultimate proof of commitment.
They say not all couples can do the 40 winks, but I know the bond we share has no boundaries.
Jessica: so I only have to blink 40 times ?
Ben: yes.. basically it’s 40 winks and chill..
But no cheating I’m counting the winks..
Jessica: Ok then.
Ben: is this weird?
Jessica: well y..
Ben: don’t answer that .
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Excellent metal band. Listen to "Self-Medicate" to become a fan. Also check out spineshank if you like 40 Below Summer.
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