ryan allen

a huge twat

Person 1: Man that kid is a Ryan Allen
Person 2: Yeah i know smh

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tanya allen

1.stripperific homigo with a sexy face muwahaha
2. super kink
3. my bitch you damn whore

tanya allen Is minez!.........

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Gina Allen

A crackhead girl that claims that she was straight 5 months ago, then dates a girl.

You crackhead Gina Allen

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Ava allen

An avacado looking alien that stalks u

They picked a ripe Ava Allen

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Tim Allen

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

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lily allen

A singer/songwriter whos songs are rather catchy but are built on the assumption that she is all "street" and experienced hard times on the streets when in reality she was raised among the rich and famous in the UK.

Person 1 : "Lily Allens' songs are pretty damn catchy"

Person 2 : "Yeah but her stories are fake"

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Lily Allen

Annoying, loudmouth singer. Halfway decent songs but she's obnoxious otherwise. Terrible crap live show. She pretends to be street but was raised in a big mansion in Britain with rich kids. Unfairly got to sing with Joe Strummer once before he died. Talks too much. Does not seem to care much about her own music.

Lily Allen: I HATE EVERYTHING! OH LOOK WHAT A FEMINIST I AM! I WRITE SONGS!

Me: Yeah. So do Alanis Morrisette and Stevie Nicks. And they aren't as annoying as you. Good songs, though.

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