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anchor

A person who slows you or the team down (endearing).

Līva is an anchor.

by THANOS_IS_BEATIFU August 11, 2024


fur anchor

A dog that runs someone’s life.

Q: Hey, want to get a bite to eat later?

A: No, I’ve got to go home and let my fur anchor shit in the neighbor’s yard.

by NCElm November 24, 2024


Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 13, 2014


Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016


Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”

And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.

by Monkfield June 8, 2020


We Are Anchored

It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition

Person 1: What does We Are Anchored mean?

Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition

by PorkTower December 26, 2022


Anchor Bay North

Kids who say they wanna fight but ain’t like that.

Fastest kid in Michigan goes there.

Nice teachers and good coaches.

Anchor Bay North Has a kid that has burners and his Braydon Kloeb and all the rest need to get on his level.

by NotBraydonKloeb October 13, 2021