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A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.
Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!
One who makes purchases with only a credit card or debit card. Their tendency is to not carry any cash regardless of situation. Or prior notification of a cash only scenraio.
justin - "Okay, Aren, you portion of the bill is $18.00"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"
The act of stealing girls nudes on Snapchat and posing as them on onlyfans to get money or showing their boyfriends their “loyalty”
The Snapchat Bandit got 10 nudes a day for a week by posing as a billionaire with a penthouse in LA
One who spends to much time playing skyrim that they see everyday objects as items from the game.
Rim Bandit: hey doesn't that buttercup look like the dragons tongue flower?
Me: your such a Rim Bandit
The fantasies of ones sexual urges towards feet corrupts their mind, thus creating an outburst of uncontrollable lust sex for any feet around the being.
I got home, he took off my shoes, and sucked the fuck out of my toes. At that point I knew he was nothing more than a corrupted Foot Bandit
An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.
The dick bandit struck again.
A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.
Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.