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When you get some from a girl, you are getting some soft leg.
Laguna- you you tryin to get some soft leg?
Carter-Nah goona, you only get that rough leg...poor guy
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a female that is more masculine in additude,dresses like a man but still has a lil bit a (femme) in her.(Soft butch_ females don't want to be men but love dressing and acting like men.
hey! that girl is butchy but damn she hella pretty.
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When a man gets soo drunk that he can't obtain an erection, yet still attempts to have sex
Last night i was soft dickin, i was soo hammered
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Sexual Act:
When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.
If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.
The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.
Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."
Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)
Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"
Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.
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When he responds by liking your message. Technically he is the last person to interact but you risk double texting if you say anything after.
"Did he answer your text"
"He just soft ghosted me"
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Guy: yeah.. gimmie head
Girl: but you aren't even erect..
Guy: gimmie some soft serve
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A professional athlete who is afraid of physical contact in his sport of choice. In particular mens contact ball sports. eg, soccer, AFL, NRL, NFL, NBL.
Spectator 1: "Look at Des Headland (AFL footballer) he's so shit-scared of getting thumped he's playing like a frightened poofter!"
Spectator 2: "You're not wrong. He's playing like a SOFT TOY."
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