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beans

an indian person or a minority or a chink. these "bean people" as we call them are extremely bitchy and have bean quailties. if they are not an indian person/minority/chink but have bean qualities, they can also be called a bean.

1.) Look at that bean over there. She is so hideous looking.

2.) Ew your such a fricken bean stop being so beany !!!

by frijoles February 15, 2005

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Bean

Being very cute or funny.

"Aw look at that kid. He's such a bean"

by thehashslingingslasher January 23, 2017

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Bean

A bald head

Yo my son Jose copped the bean

by Gerber Real September 26, 2018

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bean

A person of liberal politics and crusty, pseudo-alternative clothing. Common in London. Frequents Glastonbury, WOMAD and similar festivals. Would like to be a new-age traveller, but prefers the security of a well-paid job with pension. Passionate reader of 'The Guardian'. Professes to have 'leftie' politics, but is actually fascistic and very intolerant, especially as regards to victims of crime, bullying and abuse, blaming the victim rather than the offender. Origin: Billy Baked Bean, a well-known narcoleptic and dipsomaniac in London, who shouts from the rooftops about the Battle of the Beanfield being the defining moment in class struggle in the twentieth century.

'Did you see all those beans in the Albert last night, quaffing their pints and talking about Tibet?'

by John 21 October 2, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


beans

1. A pill of OxyContin. Can be smoked, eaten, injected, or snorted.

2. A hit of Ecstasy.

1. Me and my homie smoked so many beans last night we were nodding out.

2. I popped two beans at the rave last night.

by beans420 December 6, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.

"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"

by kcud May 19, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 27, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž