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The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
It's eri's birthday today let's all say happy birthday to her and hope she can hear us❤️
Us on eri's birthday : happy birthday eri
Eri in a different dimension: thank everyone
When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.
An informal British way to say Birthday Party.
Bash meaning party, and bashment meaning a large party.
Rob's having a surprise birthday bash for Kendall next month, and the theme is Drunk Chihuahuas!
The almost real party before the realist birthday party happens
Tomorrow is my birthday so today we are pre-birthdaying
People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday
Sally only wrote on my wall because she is on the Birthday Bandwagon
To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"
I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.