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The level of friendship you deem necessary to exist between you and a friend to warrant posting on their wall when Facebook alerts you it is in fact their birthday.
Wife: Hey, honey, did you wish my cousin Jay a "Happy Birthday" on Facebook?
Husband: God no. Jay is like you're third cousin which makes him NOTHING to me. Not even sure how we are friends on Facebook. Never met the guy.
Wife: That's not important, you know Jay was there for me when my parents were going through that thing when were kids.
Husband: Sorry. Not happening. Jay is beneath the birthday threshold.
Wife: Fuck you.
Husband: Rules are rules.
When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.
I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.
The almost real party before the realist birthday party happens
Tomorrow is my birthday so today we are pre-birthdaying
An informal British way to say Birthday Party.
Bash meaning party, and bashment meaning a large party.
Rob's having a surprise birthday bash for Kendall next month, and the theme is Drunk Chihuahuas!
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When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"
I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.
People who you don't like and/or people who you don't know write on your Facebook wall when it is your birthday
Sally only wrote on my wall because she is on the Birthday Bandwagon