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A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.
I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.
"Areese can be chattin breeze about everything, all day, every day."
WORST FUCKING SCHOOL. Ive been to four other different highschools in florida and this is by far the worst. The gym teacher treats you like shit if you aren't a "cool kid" and if you are different, you cant walk the halls without someone talking shit out loud about you so that you can hear. BTW THE GIRL'S WRESTLING TEAM ARE ASSHOLES. FUCK YOU WHITE TRASH BITCHES.
Me "Did you go to gulf breeze high?"
WOMAN: "yes"
Me "then you are an intitled piece of shit"
WOMAN:"I KNOW AND I WILL GROW UP ON OLD MONEY AND KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I NEVER FOUND TRUE HAPPINESS AND I HAVE AIDS BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH TOO MANY BOYS WHO THINK THEY ARE HOT WHO ARE NOW FAT AS FUCK."
When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.
"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."
when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she sneezes it out
We came inside from the cold and I gave her a Winter Breeze.
When you cum into a ice tray. Freeze them and leave the cum cubes under your spouses pillowcase.
You're spouse: Why is the pillow so cold .
You: Must be the Winter Breeze.
A term referring to a blowjob with a flavorful surprise. It is often used in southern cultures and Deep South communities. The flavor profile typically mirrors ripe apples, carmel, molasses and honey, all of which are staples in the southern heritage.
This term is often confused with names of scented candles.
Y’all, I got five honeysuckle breezes this weekend. One tasted like straight funnel cake.