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He looks like shrek and he smells like ass also very lazy and fat and it always taking shit
Also he is very stupid and says the stupid shit I have ever heard But he also does funny thing that make him look high
Bryan AC is was sleeping The Whole day
Bryan agresti is a sweet, very smart, really caring and absolute amazing guy. He might make a mistake every here and there but he’s always very sorry. They know when they made s mistake or are being to annoying. They might be perverted and inappropriate but it’s just life. They like to be gamers and good at sports and do what they can to help out. They do get mad easily though so don’t piss them off.
girl: “Dude bryan agresti is an absolute god and hes really hot i think i love him”
girl 2: right! holy sh*t dude I can’t stop staring omg
Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock
Forgetting you’ve been watching porn on an electronic device and sharing this device or inadvertently showing the screen to a co-worker or friend.
“Dude, Vince wanted to show us a trailer on his phone today, and he pulled a Bryan in front of the whole crew.”
“I was trying to play it through Airplay, and realized last minute that I was pulling a Bryan.”
Bryan is a cool guy. He’s funny and weird but that’s not the point. Bryan likes to watch duck videos and he lost his kid jr at dollar general. In fact, he’s selling him for 10$ because he’s poor at the moment. Also, did you know Bryan isn’t ugly. That’s right, Bryan is NOT ugly. It has been scientifically proven that Bryan González is not ugly. He also is very very good at soccer but refuses to go to college and play soccer. He declines every email so don’t bother emailing him. Bryan goes to Bandera HS, so if you see a really cool soccer player in the hallways you’ll know that’s him. You won’t miss him, just look for a weirdo that’s always wearing earbuds. You should meet a Bryan González, they’re pretty cool.
Basically a serial killer. Also sucks at arguments. Also doesn't have dick skin.
Bryan Sullivan- "Wow, did you hear that Brian Sullivan guy got caught by the FBI?"
"Yeah, I also heard he doesn't have cock skin but lies about it to make himself feel better about his lack of dick skin"