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Bryan is a cool guy. He’s funny and weird but that’s not the point. Bryan likes to watch duck videos and he lost his kid jr at dollar general. In fact, he’s selling him for 10$ because he’s poor at the moment. Also, did you know Bryan isn’t ugly. That’s right, Bryan is NOT ugly. It has been scientifically proven that Bryan González is not ugly. He also is very very good at soccer but refuses to go to college and play soccer. He declines every email so don’t bother emailing him. Bryan goes to Bandera HS, so if you see a really cool soccer player in the hallways you’ll know that’s him. You won’t miss him, just look for a weirdo that’s always wearing earbuds. You should meet a Bryan González, they’re pretty cool.
Basically a serial killer. Also sucks at arguments. Also doesn't have dick skin.
Bryan Sullivan- "Wow, did you hear that Brian Sullivan guy got caught by the FBI?"
"Yeah, I also heard he doesn't have cock skin but lies about it to make himself feel better about his lack of dick skin"
Forgetting you’ve been watching porn on an electronic device and sharing this device or inadvertently showing the screen to a co-worker or friend.
“Dude, Vince wanted to show us a trailer on his phone today, and he pulled a Bryan in front of the whole crew.”
“I was trying to play it through Airplay, and realized last minute that I was pulling a Bryan.”
A guy with a girlfreind who lives with his gay roomate who hes in the closet with. his roomate probably has some lame nick name like snowball or coobie and they both probably go fishing all the time and play with eachothers rods when no ones watching this is the act of stealth sticking
My wife caught me with my gay lover she said i was being a gayboy bryan
Someone who has reformed multiple times.
You need to learn to be like Bryan Bae. Learn and better yourself.
He looks like shrek and he smells like ass also very lazy and fat and it always taking shit
Also he is very stupid and says the stupid shit I have ever heard But he also does funny thing that make him look high
Bryan AC is was sleeping The Whole day