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When a person has too many kids at once.
Damn that motherfucker has 11 kids!! he needa stop Nick Cannoning
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The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.
Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night
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When a group of young educated men get together and throw in enormous lippers.
Hey Dick would you like to cannon sess with Lance and I.
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1. Something that is used to transfer sandwiches over long distances.
2. Brittney uses it on Tuesdays to kill babies.
Bethany uses her vagina cannon on everyday except Tuesdays.
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A term of jealous criticism applied to individuals of rare flexibility and creativity, by mobs of petty-minded group-thinking procedure slaves.
They called me a loose cannon until one of my crazy ideas saved them half a million bucks. After that I insisted on being called a 360 degree swivel-mounted artillery unit.
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Like a cammel Toe but for men who wear ladies underwear
Man! look at that trannys cannon toe.
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Another name for a large penis.
"Dude, he just shot his love cannon into that girl's vagina."
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