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Catholic Wallet

Euphemism for a young boy's anus.

Shut the fuck up or I'll kick you in the Catholic wallet

by It's Too Cold December 13, 2009

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Ryan Catholic College

A K-12 Catholic College located in Townsville, Queensland. It is the largest Catholic school in Townsville. You know that you have been to the school when:

- People find it odd when you tell them you refer to your teachers by their first names.
-Getting anxious because you forgot your school hat on that particular day
-Getting scared because you accidentally realised you forgot to print something and its already 1pm. It's more terrifying when a particular teacher is present.
- You know the feeling of getting your school inundated with international exchange students at least once every year.
- You question why there are hardly any minorities in the school.
- You have one friend who has a parent in the Army.
- You have made the trek between RCC and Willows so many times that its immeasurable.
- The Swimming, Athletics Carnivals are unenjoyable until Year 12. It then amazingly turns into this awesome event wherein you can boss younger years around. Unfortunately, for the majority of student population, the cross-country will be unenjoyable no matter what year level you are in.
- You have no friends outside of RCC.
- The Shelter Shed is the most disgusting place possible during morning tea or/and lunch when there is 'WET WEATHER'
- Indiscriminate of what Yr lvl you are in, you still play handball once in a while.

and FINALLY,

You think RCC is the best school in Townsville by far. (and that Maggots, Iggy and St Anthony's are a bunch of RCC rejects)

Oh, your kid went to Ignatius Park/Margaret Mary's? I assume she didn't get into Ryan Catholic College?

by Thegeorgeuzhawtie April 2, 2015

25๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Catholic University of America

A small university located in the ghetto NE section of Washington, DC called Brookland. The only university in the U.S. chartered, owned, and run by the Vatican in Rome. The population consists largely of people from "near-Philly," but New York, Massachusetts, and the Washington/Baltimore metro areas are also common. The population has a good percentage of "God-squad," from Campus Ministry, but everyone at Catholic knows how to party. Yes, even those in the God-Squad. In a recent Playboy list of top party schools, Miami was number one, but Catholic was asterisked underneath with detail: "We don't rate professionals." Catholic students are often the main (illegal) customers of bars, Johnny K's and Brothers, and on Saint Patrick's Day, you won't find better campus spirit (or more openly drunk people and skipped classes) then at Catholic. Often seen running around campus are random artsy music/theater people and a 30% gay population, despite the Catholic name. One can expect to find lots of conservatives, pro-lifers, popped collars, flip-flops all year round, and mass homogeneousness. A school for smart kids who slacked off in high school, always full of controversy over the speaker-policy, and always in the Washington Post due to its dramas.

Guy 1: "Hey! In exactly 4 months it'll be St. Patty's Day, we need to get movin with plans!"
Guy 2: "Omgosh you're right, put on your flip flops, pop your collar, we have to make an itinerary for the day."
Guy 3: "Yea, we'll need 10 cases of beer for the four of us, green die, and stops at Brother's and K's.."
Guy 4: "Don't forget, we gotta get up at 8am to start drinking."

by phillylove May 30, 2005

689๐Ÿ‘ 138๐Ÿ‘Ž


St.Paul Catholic Highschool

A high school in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada with one-ply toilet paper and no paper towels. The vice-principle, Mrs.Strukelly, is addicted to eating lettuce, whilst the other vice principal, Mr.Noelt, is a thot for the gram. St.Paul ranks #5 for 'Most Gay Places To Visit' on WatchMojo.

"I went to St.Paul Catholic Highschool, and now I'm infertile"

by MrNoelt October 9, 2019


siena catholic academy

Siena is a private middle school in Rochester NY. to outsiders, it seems small and lame. but in the end, you can take a student out of the academy- but you can never take the academy out of a student.

"damn i'd give anything to go back to Siena Catholic Academy

by ragewithmage January 23, 2018


Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome

A young person (not necessarily a schoolgirl) raised in a strict moral upbringing (not necessarily a Catholic) who acts completely opposite to the views they were taught in a way that is generally out of control and without care. Because they were taught that everything is equally sinful, they feel that any and all actions are morally equal (ie: kissing a guy is on par with sleeping with the football team) and not taught control, restraint, or moderation and instead taught only abstinence (ie: excessive uncontrolled drinking).

Betsy used to be such a nerd and a Bible Thumper. I heard she's doing lines of blow off the asses of prostitutes now. Man, she suffers from Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome baaaad!

by loprogression March 26, 2008

128๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Catholic kid-fuck

The latest Vatican Olympic sporting event...

Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please on the field for the next event the Catholic kid-fuck.
On your mark, pants down...Sin!

by YAWA March 14, 2019

35๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž