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When fbr_t mods decide that innocent bystanders are responsible for their periods and decide on freezing the replies of anyone who doesnt do as they say. Cunts.
ohnoezlolhan: lets talk about me in dis post okay.
anon: lol ryna is a sif now lololololol forever lol.
anon: -replies frozen-
ohnoezlolhan: hur hur hur im a comment nazi hur dur dur.
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A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.
In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"
See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"
Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
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Something every teenager with a MySpace in the human race begs for in every way possible.
"picture comments please!"
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(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."
"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
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A phrase that is soon to take the world of myspace by storm, a comment pimpette is a female member of the myspace community that has an extra-ordinary number of comments on their profile.
OMFG Amanda is such a comment pimpette!
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When that idiot who cant take a hint is close by when you talking to yo nigga, so you say some shit about something they did to piss you off just loud enough for them to hear.
She didn't get that I broke up with her, so i used a side comment to my buddy to let her know.
You know that bitch i was going out with? Yeah man, Thoterella. Fuck her man.
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Somebody that writes random shit for no reason in comment sections.
Bro you know Gianni Cagee
Nah bro he a Comment Vulture
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