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During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.
Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night
Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!
Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...
When you scroll through Netflix menu for about 30 minutes and then end up on the first thing you saw.
"hey babe can we get off the Netflix cruise" "sure thing pudding" ..... Puts on shrek.
When you're searching around in your cupboards looking for something to eat and you know their bare, but you continue to look anyways like someone cruising through their carpet looking for that last piece of crack
That dude knows he ain't got no food, he's like a crackhead cruising through the carpet for that last piece of crack, dude's "cupboard cruising" .
Eden is the most lean guy you'll ever meet. He has more veins than you can count. you can find Eden cruise being a skull with all the girls or boosting it on the streets, being a rally driver. Eden is the most sarcastic boy you'll meet but also the nicest guy you'll meet. No one will eve be as cool as eden cruise
"wow you're lean"
"yeah but not as lean as Eden Cruise"
Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.
People who walk about their hood to clear their head. They often wear headphones or may smoke and avoid interacting with people. Women can sometimes be misinterpreted as streetwalkers.
I felt like my head was going to explode so I went cruise walking for a few minutes.
When a girl "breaks up" with her boyfriend right before a cruise so she can bang a lot of guys without feeling guilty. A la what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Do you think I can smash that girl? Hell yeah man, she's cruise single.