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giving an Edward Cullen

The act of going down on a girl when she's on her period.

"Dude, did you hook up with that chick?"

"Yeah. I went all the way down on her. She was on her period too."

"Damn, you gave her an Edward Cullen? Takes guts, man."

He wants to hook up, but I'm on my period. Guess he'll be giving an Edward Cullen tonight!

by espenant October 18, 2011

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Edward Cullen

Hot, sparkling vampire is in love with Bella Swan. Every girl either wants him or hates him because they cannot have him.

"I soooo wish I could be Bella Swan and marry Edward Cullen!"

by edwardobsesssed November 17, 2009

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Edward Cullen Effect

The Edward Cullen effect is when your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you for somebody that does not exist. This is named after Edward Cullen from the Twilight series, as many fangirls broke it off after she "wanted somebody more like Edward Cullen."

Girl: I'm sorry but...I'm breaking up with you.
Guy: Why?
Girl: I just want...somebody more like Edward.
Guy: (Later) She dumped me for somebody that doesn't even exist...what a douche bag.
Guy2: That's the Edward Cullen Effect, man.

by TheMysteryPosterrrrrrrrrr September 13, 2009

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Bella Cullen/Swan

A whiny teenager that's stupid enough to let a vampire fall in love with her, then fuck her and make her pregnant with his freaky spawn. I mean, how the hell can he have sperm if his body is frozen in time!

Bella Cullen/Swan is the main female character in the Twilight saga.

by Remus Lupin's god-daughter June 26, 2009

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Edward Cullen Brain

-Noun

1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.

1.) I've got Edward Cullen Brain.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

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The Edward Cullen Effect

An extreme form of playing hard to get where a male acts as if he respects women to make them fall madly in love with him. This often includes said male letting a woman know he is attracted to her, then will claim to be a virgin and say he wants to wait for the โ€œright girlโ€ . When you try kissing him, heโ€™ll admit that he gets nervous around girls and when you least expect it, heโ€™ll kiss you. He wonโ€™t make the first move, but will flirt with you all the time. When you try hanging out with him, heโ€™ll cancel plans at the last minute, then apologize with an innocent smile, and all anger will immediately disappear. As a result of The Edward Cullen Effect, youโ€™ll want to do every sexual thing possible with said attractive male.

โ€œLook at Drew! He claims to be prude, but I think heโ€™s just trying โ€˜The Edward Cullen Effectโ€™.โ€

by KSteinberg October 17, 2009

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Edward Cullen dick

A cold ass Scandinavian dick , also comes with a lil sparkle.

The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."

s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.

by tittyboi556 September 29, 2019