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Getting on the decks

Female masturbation. When a woman is rubbing her clit and labia in a repetitive motion with the hand flat in a way that resembles a DJ scratching a vinyl.

"Fran was late for work because she was too busy getting on the decks"

by jfray January 10, 2015

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tech deck

an old company which made miniature sk8boards that you could customize to you liking. They were "The Shit" for a while but became sold-out like blink 182 or AIM

Dude, check out my tech deck, complete with DC wheels and the ELEMENT deck! o yeah I'm the shit...

Dude, you do realize that tech deck is not used anymore...?

by Weasel May 12, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Steam Deck

A sexual act which is the combination of the venerable "Cleveland Steamer" with an "Upper Decker". To preform this maneuver, one must first defecate into their willing partner's open mouth. Then after depressing the left ear of the one whom's mouth had just been shat into, they must swallow the still steaming payload. (Attempting to emulate a flushing sound while doing so is optional)

Steam Deck is a powerful handheld gaming PC that delivers the Steam games and features you love.

by HL4confirmed August 7, 2021

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Hit the deck

To go to bed, to sleep.

I'm tired, I guess its time to hit the deck.

by keroja December 4, 2010

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Dick On Deck

Male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one's penis stored in one's phone, in case a female should ask for "a dick pic ;-)" via text at an inopportune time.

1. "Dudebro, she asked for a dick pic when I was eating with my mom last night. Good thing I had some dick on deck to send her."

2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."

by J-coke da killa July 24, 2013

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lower decking

the opposite of upper decking

to drop a deuce in someones fountain, were the pump is in the bottom, so that it recirculates shit water

Dude, tonight we're lower decking that taint block next door!

by MSTNG45 May 4, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


plop on deck

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.

I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

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