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“I ship mice elf” Means “I Shit Myself”
Charlie: Hey, I dare you to say “I ship mice elf”
Jack: Ok! I ship mice elf- Wait...
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A person who fancies hobbits or elves, creatures of JRR Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. The phrase came from a popular collection of "secret diaries" that satirized the films made from the trilogy.
"I noticed that pervy hobbit fancier staring at Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything."
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Celebrated on October 26.
The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.
Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.
a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.
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The only acknowledged house elf from harry potter...which is ME ME ME..only me...i want to take over the world...muchachacha...which is I chloe the one and only house elf in the world...her enemy is Gollam....from Lord of The Rings...
Chloe (during the movie of Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets)dobby comes on: AAAH she screams and says that is me the one and only dobby the house elf....at school and at night she tells herself bad dobby must obey master and inside her head she says no must take over the world and beat gollam
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1. A colony of <elves> that live on Mt. Lemmon, north of Tucson, AZ. Can only be seen when severly stoned or just very strange.
2. An idiotic inside joke.
1. "Dude, I saw an Elf on Mt. Lemmon!"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."
"Oh, so you must be very strange."
2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"
"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."
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A binding contract that will work anytime of day,month,or year. No one can say no to a "Your Elf's lil' coupon book!
"Hey do u want to have a sleepover"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"
"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"
"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"