Johnny Ferret

Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck

Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'

ferret syndrome

When someone owns a ferret and is named Thalia

Oh she deffo has ferret syndrome, look how pretty she is.

Ferretting

The act of patrolling back alleys and sidewalks seeking out specific objects to collect

"I can't find a milk crate anywhere"

"Go ferretting mate, there'll be around"

ferretting

when you are buff and have a bigger ego then Kylie Jenner's ass with a massive dick

yo bro your ferretting around