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Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.
I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.
When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Central Festival is a place where the lankiest teenagers go to fight, do drugs, and sneak into movies to get laid, it is also known for its famous handicap bathrooms where most teenagers from Pattaya have lost their virginity. Watch out for the movie couches tho! you could be sitting on a cum stain!
lanky lad1: yo bro u wanna go to central festival?
lanky lad2: is there a fight?
lanky lad 1: yea maoileo is getting jumped again
lanky lad2: I'm on my way
'Festival mode' regarding the state of mind people are in when attending a music festival.
Person 1: "Mate I'm going to get so fucked at Reading - I can't fucking wait!"
Person 2: "Yeah man me too - I'm in complete festival mode!"
Titties that owners can paint and wear without clothing to festivals. These particular titties are usually not larger than a C cup to avoid owners being uncomfortable.
You have festival titties!
Just an absolute extreme period of time of multiple people just jocing on another person and it becomes a joce festival with all the jocing activities.
Aye you wanna go to Joce Festival later?
A summer music festival in Dover, Delaware. Filled with old sweaty men on acid, fratboys, and alcohol abuse.
Dude, let's chug some brewskis and mosh to indie at Firefly Festival