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Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022


Have you heard from glen?

Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen?

1: Have you heard from glen? 2: Not in a little while

by Have you heard from glen? January 26, 2025


Heard/hearding

Heard/hearding

Noun & adjective

To poop. Or already going poop

"Yo man you ready for the club? ... yeah man, just lemme *Heard* real quick."

"Been hearding all morning and my ass is sore"

"I headed the bed last night"

Heard/hearding

by MusicGuy275 May 29, 2022


Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020


Phone Heard

When your friend or significant other is using their phone while your talking to them, making it seem like they’re listening to you while in reality they are not hearing any of the information you are saying.

I told you last night that I was going but you obviously phone heard me, as usual.

by ozzyag March 21, 2018


Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal asbcesses.

Homonoid: Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025


Heard Burglar

Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.

She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.

by LightFoe May 24, 2022