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1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.
2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).
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(v.) The act of touching an animal's nose to simulate starting it up.
Boy: 'My cat is so lazy!'
Girl: 'Nonsense. You just need to Auto Pet.'
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The act of a male crawling around on all 4's naked with his cash and prizes in their entirety strategically maneuvered between his legs.
The timing of that pet deer was perfect
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Obsequious male who sniffs after a suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any sex. He will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.
Woman 1: "Do you guys do it?"
Woman 2: "Are you kidding, OF COURSE NOT, he's just a man pet!"
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teachers pet-a person who is annoying as heck usually named Bella
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A euphemism for sex among preteens.
Tim: Dude! Eva and I are gonna play Pillow Pets after school today.
Rick: Heh, She's such a slut cuz we played it this morning in homeroom!
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Someone who has a sexual/romantic fetish, or complex for teachers/professors. They are usually in high school or college, and they would much rather sleep with, say their English teacher/professor than the head cheerleader or Quarterback on the football team. They do well in class, and try extremely hard to please their teacher of interest. Many, however, tend to go out with teachers, and marry them after they're done with school. They like someone who is mature, is in a position of power, and is usually older than themselves.
Lizzie: Hey, Molly. Why are you staring at Mr. Thomas?
Molly: He's sooo HOT! I love a mature man of authority...
Lizzie: Eww... He's old enough to be your father!
Molly: I don't care! I sooo want to read Chaucer with him, and suck his dick... He's sooo intelligent, and I would do anything for him! His classes are sooo interesting...
Lizzie: Girl, you are sooo a teacher's pet...
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