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I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
*Posts picture 1/2 naked*
I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
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Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!
Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!
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Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.
*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*
Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.
When you are an active Instagram follower and like everyone’s picture, but the favor is never returned and you end up with little likes and many ghost followers
I feel like such an Instagram chump when I am consistently liking all of my followers pictures but they never like any of my pictures!
A place on the surface web where the comments are darker than dark web when read make Satan look good
Open comment section of a page supporting lgbtq you will understand what is Instagram comments section
1.the act of tugging the chain to instagram models
2. going buck wild in any context
"nahh bros going ham on instagram"
A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.
Our feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of attention created by one particular comment. At the moment we consider this merely an Instagram thesis.