the new definition of (being,acting, or any possible way of being except for the physical state Fat.
F.A.T (FAT ASS TROLL!!) : universal word to describe any behavior in wich you'd like. usually negative. being fat is trying to get a rise out of someone. Forcing them to respond to you, either through wise-crackery, posting incorrect information, asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness. However, fat statements are never true or are ever meant to be construed as such. Nearly all fat statements are meant to be inappropriate to everyone.
This is when people say stuff that they know will prompt someone to respond with a fat reply and/or replying to comments that are blatantly from a fat ass troll. This is especially true when a fat fuck first makes his comment/reply, and (usually many) people respond, either trying to correct the troll, express anger at the statement.
If you ever experience behavior as such.. you should say to the person (with this face ---> -_- )in a very distrubed tone " ur fat" or "ur fucking fat" or even "woww ur fuckin fat" this can be categorized as morbid humor xD
ex 1 guy1 hey dude wat u doin
guy2 nothin just playing tererria
guy1 ur fucking fat -_-
ex2 guy1 dude text me
guy2 cant im in church
guy1 wow ur fucking fat u dont evengo to church -_-
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Grace helbig: look at that girl commenting on comments.. New viewser viewser..
viewser: Ur FAT
Grace helbig : yeah i am. Fierce, Awesome and Talented.
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FATTING IS WHEN YOUR BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE PRETTIEST FROM TOUCHING YOUR SEXY TUM THE GIRLIEST BITCHES YOU SEE IN ANY SCHOOL FROM PRE TO UNI ARE THE FATTINGV GIRLS IF YOU GLOSSY RAINBOW FATCH SEXY FRITING SLICK KATTY FRAT FETTIE PHAT PHETTIE PETITE VAST OBESE CONFETTIE FETTIE FAT YOURSELF TO FETZ EXREAM YOU WILL BECOME A CELEBERITY AND A IDOL MODEL FOTTYS ARE FATTIES AND FATTING GIVES THUG CHAINS OBESE IS ZANDAYA FA EVERY MODEL IS FATTING TO FAME FROT NIGGAS FOTTY CELEBS KATTY TEENIECUTES COTTYS CONFETTI FETTI FRAT SLICK PINK GLOSS FASHIONISTA ASTER GANGSTER OF CLEAN CHAINS OBESE PETITE PHAT ROCKS N RULES PUDGE GIRLY CUTIEπ PREPπ FATTNG FRAT PHRAT PHRET PREP FOT POT KATTY ECH BUNNY TUM LOLLIPOP BABE SEXY QUEEN GETS FRAT ELEC LADY GAGA PAPZ FATTING GIVES FAIRY DRESS MAGICAL CASTLE IN HOLLIWOOD THROUGH FATTING FATTING CAN BE LIKE A SUGER SWEET COTTY HIGH TEEN WITH PRINCESS DRESSES BARBIE FATTEST IDOL AWARD WINNING FAT STARππ°πππ ππππππ©
Hey sexy frat babes let's go in the prettiest GIRLIEST bikinis, no loosers are getting in the way of our fatting expecally skinny old beach whales who call themselves a proud ball but we are actuall fatting mermaids duh xoxo
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A Fat Ergo is the description to one's performance on an ergo. The description is only given if proof that the participant can hold <1:30/500m (less than 1:30 per 500 metres) for an infinite timeframe. In tradition, one given the description of 'Fat Ergo' once made a personal record (pr) must celebrate with Mc Dank's (McDonald's).
Opposite to a Fat Ergo is a Skinny Ergo. This is given to all individuals unable to hold <1:30/500m. Skinny Ergos tend to avoid ergo tests and prefer rowing on water. Skinny Ergos are scum to Fat Ergos, and Fat Ergos prefer not to involve themselves with them. Due to this action, Skinny Ergos are banished to Burger King and will be voilently assaulted when seen at Mc Danks.
Bruce: what'd you get on your 5x 500k ergo test?
Sam: averaging 0:56.3 I hit those pr's!
Bruce: dam that's a Fat Ergo! I'll see you at Mc Danks
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the Jamaican Patios equivalent to saying someone has a fat penis / thick cock. It means they have a lot of girth and is usually used by women, effeminate gays and transsexuals in a positive light since the width and girth of a fat cock provides a lot of pleasure as it fills their pussy and ass.
Fag Hag Amelia Sewell: I miss fat cocky resting in between my jaw and stretching my pussy
Chadwick Blissett: So true girl, my bootyhole feels so empty without fat cocky stuffing it. thankfully when i go to prison they'll be plenty of cocky there to fuck my fat booty.
Karla Mendez: The fat cocky I was taking in my sextape filled my little cunt up so much, i felt so stuffed and stretched.
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An overweight friend exploited by an insecure female to make herself look better in comparison. Said female will often hypocritically gush about the fat foil's "voluptuous" body, intelligence and sense of humor and claim she doesn't get why men don't appreciate her friend's stellar qualities. Needless to say, she will unceremoniously dump the foil if the foil loses weight and becomes even remotely attractive herself.
Megan: Wow, Charlotte looks so curvy in that dress. I don't why guys aren't all over her. You know, she'd be considered beautiful if she lived in Victorian times.
Guy at bar: Yeah, I get it, she's your "fat foil." Can I have your phone number?
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When two or more individuals leave the comfort of their homes and brave the elements to go to a desired fast food establishment.
If only one person is involved with the operation, the term "Solo Fat Run" is used instead.
"Hey Mo, want to go on a fat run?" -Pin
"Sure, where do you want to go?" -Mo
"Wendy's to get a Baconator" -Pin
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