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A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision
“Are you raping me master Jedi”
“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”
Some extremely crazy or weird shit
My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.
Person 1: The Ducks Are Jedi
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro.
A YouTuber that make videos about Minecraft and other stupid stuff
I watch pint size Jedi on YouTube
One faithful night, a young kid from New Jersey named Chris Dorner was playing Jedi Fallen Order. All was going well until he got to the last level of the game. He was fighting the Second Sister when he started to get a little angry. He started yelling and screaming and said "FUCK THIS BITCH!!!!!" to a bunch of pixels that were kicking his ass. Papa Dorner came in and said, "CHRIS!" and there was the sound of Chris disconnecting from the discord call. It was a sight to bold and Chris Dorner is a bitch.
Hey Chris Dorner you remember The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster?
To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.