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Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.
Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"
Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."
A YouTuber that make videos about Minecraft and other stupid stuff
I watch pint size Jedi on YouTube
Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.
Person 1: The Ducks Are Jedi
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro.
Some extremely crazy or weird shit
My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision
“Are you raping me master Jedi”
“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”
To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.